15+ Funniest Anime Quotes Ever

Are you depressed? Lonely? Stressed? Or are you simply bored? Why not treat yourself to a good belly laugh every now and then? “Laughter is the best medicine,” as they say, and they are correct. Laughter can benefit us both physically and mentally. It allows us to unwind and reset our minds.

Anime has a wide range of genres; whether an anime is serious or not, there will always be scenes and moments that make us laugh. Quotes that are very inspirational are usually the ones that we remember the most from anime. However, there are times when funny quotes are so hysterically entertaining that we can’t help but remember them and laugh our socks off.

I’d like to share 15 of the funniest anime quotes with you. Hopefully, none of you will fart loudly around here for laughing aloud. Let’s get this party started!

1. Sagara Yoshiharu (The Ambition of Oda Nobuna)

Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!
Sagara Yoshiharu

2. Isshin Kurosaki (Bleach)

When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!
Isshin Kurosaki

3. Marie Mjolnir (Soul Eater)

An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!
Marie Mjolnir

4. Rider Astolfo (Fate Apocrypha)

I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.
Rider Astolfo

5. Roronoa Zoro (One Piece)

If you die, I’ll kill you!
Roronoa Zoro

6. Goku (Dragon Ball)

Why Do women Have Butts on Their Chest
Goku

7. Taiga Aisaka (Toradora)

I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!
Taiga Aisaka

8. Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)

Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!
Inspector Zenigata

9. Kagome (Inuyasha)

How could I forget? He’s into dead girls!

10. Excel (Excel Saga)

Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you.
Excel

11. Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto Shippuden)

Hey, you spiky, aloe vera bastard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?
Naruto Uzumaki

12. Son Goku (Dragon Ball Super)

An angel? So, whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out.
Son Goku

13. Heiwajima Shizuo (Durara)

What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.
Heiwajima Shizuo

14. Megumin (Konosuba)

This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world—well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.
Megumin